Friends

Kirsten and I were thinking about some of our favorite songs by Phoebe on Friends. Of course, "Smelly Cat" is at the top of our list, but here are a few others I think are great:

Singing to Rachel in the coffee house

I'm in the shower and writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy
And my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget.
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Lather, rinse, repeat!
And lather, rinse, repeat . . . as needed.

When Ross kisses Rachel and he has to choose between her or Julie.

There was a girl, we'll call her Betty,
and a guy, let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
this story isn't real.
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Now Neil must decide--
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call . . . Lulie?

He must decide! He must decide!
Even though I made him up he must decide!

Phoebe's trying to write a song and can't find rhymes for some names

I went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked to him bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, "All you need is to write them a song."
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along.
No, don't sing along!

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah!
Saw Santa Clause, he said "hello" to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, hmmmmhmmmm-andler!

So, what's your favorite Phoebe song?